So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
