Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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