Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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