Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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