Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
