She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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