Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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