OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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