Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Rock
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Fuck
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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