i just wanna soil my oats bro
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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