ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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