i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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