get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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