hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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