11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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