Will you blow on my dice?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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