she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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