The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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