the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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