Sry I called you an 8
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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