I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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