Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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