Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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