it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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