can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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