this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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