i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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