i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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