it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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