I just cut my nipple shaving
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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