Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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