wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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