Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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