I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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