You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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