You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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