drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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