I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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