It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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