I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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