god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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