at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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