no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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