So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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