return my video game
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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