Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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