I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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