You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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