Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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