It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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