Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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