i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Randomize