porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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