He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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