my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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