Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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