Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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