Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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