he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
A bitchslap is in order.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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