whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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